flawed work of art.
Saturday, September 01, 2007 @ 4:10 pm
moral of the day: brothers exist (annoyingly) to remind you that sometimes, you just suck.

I dunno if it's in their anatomy or something, but they somehow find themselves more superior than their siblings, or maybe it's just the way my smelly, pompous brother thinks of himself. meh. I hope you read this, you narcissist! make sure all my girlfriends read this too and know what a pig of a man you are. (so you can stop intercepting my phone calls and instant messages asking them if they're interested)

makes me wonder how any girl would fall for him. ergh. testing my patience, he is.

'Just goes to show how bad your English is.'
'Gee, thanks.'
'It's true. your English IS bad.'
'Sorry I'm not a walking dictionary.'

somehow I felt defensive. a bit too defensive. English was the only subject I looked forward to in school, man. someone remind me not to take that unhygienic cow seriously, please?

was just thinking, maybe God created brothers to be so mean to their little sisters so they can never be interested in each other that way, get what I mean? *is reminded of soppy korean dramas where the guy falls in love with his long lost sister* yeah, well, he didn't KNOW she was his sister. I mean, it's like a 360 degree change.

'You're stupid!'
*phone rings*
'Hello? oh, you're looking for Celine? how old are you? are you pretty?'

omg. like, no chance in hell?

I always feel so bad when my friends get cornered by him. girls, I'd just hang up. B.O. doesn't go well with ladies.

my gosh, next thing I know, people are gonna tell me to take this post off cos' it's too personal. I may start getting hate mail even. but it's not like I'm exaggerating or anything. he does stink and he is mean to me. just because he has a 'Get Out Of Jail Free' card doesn't give him the right to act all smug and hoity toity.

brothers suck. (well, at least one of 'em) <- see that, that means I'm not generalising unless you think it's you.
huh. I didn't think so.

he ain't heavy.
he's just fat.

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